Happy Late Birthday Lady Gaga (I Wanted To Post This On Her Birthday)

Man my internet was down (pretty mad about that), so imma write about the Queen of Pop of the 2010s Lady Gaga. I love her she's so amazing. She's got a voice, that anyone will just hear and listen for hours. I love all of her song (despite that Auto Tune was in a few of them). Anyone happy that Auto Tune isn't in any of her singles cause she can actually sing. She's got billion of views of Youtube and she deserves every one of them I swear at least 10,000 views came from me cause I love her music so much. She def the Madonna of now (Which I'm also a huge fan of like Gaga). Anyone that doesn't like Gaga doesn't know what there missing. My favorite videos/songs of hers is Just Dance and Poker Face. Also, one of my favorite things in DJ Hero 2 is to play Gaga's songs. Love you girl hope your birthday was amazing.

PS: Loving that Gaga is with her Idol on SNL <3

Rebecca Black is Actually Better Than...

For those of you think Rebecca Black has no talent WRONG. Here's some artists she is better than:

*Lil Wayne- He makes really bad songs. Rebecca is only better because she makes songs people will actually listen to and have a good time with. Lil Wayne can't make a song someone will listen to the whole time maybe for 10 seconds at the most.

*Drake- He's making three million cameos that will make everyone throw up. His videos have not made 35 million views the first video like Rebecca Black.

*Nicki Minaj- Her lyrics don't make any sense unlike Rebecca Black. She hasn't made any party songs Nicki makes only mainstream trash.

*Justin Bieber- His songs are horrible (which the 3 million of us agree) and Rebecca Black's aren't.

*T-Pain- This dude relys on Auto Tune to make terrible songs, Rebecca doesn't why do I have to get into detail?

*Soulja Boy- His songs are garbage and his dance is impossible to do. Do I have to say more?

*Wiz Khalifa- All he does is get high instead of being a good role model and making good songs.

*Waka Flocka Fame- Pure garbage nuff said.

*Young Money- There's 3 million s***ty rappers in Young Money and no one of them are as taleneted as Rebecca.

As with the cyberbulling she got, it's really horrible especially since she's got talent everyone would like. It's gotta stop, the haters my have gotten her famous but the true fans like me will love her. I hope becomes the next Lady Gaga, Britney Spears or better yet Madonna. But however this pic is actually funny... and I think Rebecca would get the joke.

Rebecca I'm looking forward to more of your songs, I know your gonna be amazing.

Here's what I'm talking about:

Also, best parody of the song:

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 10 Years Later...

Anyone remember Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3? What Activison made before Call of Duty. That game was so much fun and I still play it to this day. The game is so amazing. I loved all the levels for it my fav is a three way tie between Suburbia, Los Angeles, and Canada. I couldn't enough of the soundtrack I loved they had Redman, Xzibit, Alien Ant Farm, Red Hot Chill Peppers and my fav rapper of all time KRS One. Everything was perfect about it and there was nothing to hate. This game is also one of the very few games to get a perfect 10 on Gamespot. If you don't have game 10 years after it's release get this classic right now. It's worth that $5 at Gamestop. Trust me everyone would get hooked on this game.

A Taste of The Junior Show

Well the Junior Show's coming up and I know how excited everyone is so I thought I'd share a little something...

The Lil Ill skit got rejected (despite it not being controversal and an anti-bullying skit) so I thought I would share the script with everyone. I felt bad for Scott Powell when I saw Lil Ill's diss song to him so I did this for him. There was many parts available during that one I was supposed to be Lil Ill's dad, Vanessa Popeo was supposed to be Lil Ill's girlfriend, and Cody Kiline was supposed to be Lil Ill's mom. I wanted Mark Lausier to be Lil Ill but I didn't much time to talk to him about the skit and he didn't know if he was acting or not. It would've been a great skit, but rules are rules we can't single someone out (even if they approved it). I'm gonna give you all the next best thing since everythings a surprise. So enjoy (try not to laugh too hard)!

Lil ill (on computer): What’s up this is the greatest rapper of all time not Weezy F Baby but me Lil ill and I know you haters love my diss videos to random strangers I don’t even know mmmhm. This I promise you will be the greatest diss song of all time (sorry Nicki Minaj). Ok this kid is like so mean, come one he doesn’t like anything to do with Young Money. Come on, Young Money for life. I can’t stand this kid and his annoying friends that are 10 years younger than me. He even almost got my account suspended. Oh yeah he makes the worst rap songs of all time. I hope you love my fly background of people I don’t even like and who I don’t know on Youtube, who cares if I get reported.
Lil ill’s Mom (calling): Phillip
Lil ill (ignoring her): So as I was saying I made the best diss song ever now that my braces are off. Get ready for the greatest diss song ever countdown with me 3, 2, 1…
Lil ill’s Mom (yells): Phillip!
Lil ill: Mom I’m rapping
Lil ill’s Mom (looks at computer): Are you harassing kids 10 years younger than you on the internet?
Lil ill: Yes, what else do you think I’m doing Mom?
Lil ill’s Mom: Phillip your going to get into a lot trouble with your diss videos
Lil ill: I don’t care, I can say whatever I feel like
Lil ill’s Mom: You shouldn’t be saying these things to people you don’t know
Lil ill’s Dad (puts down newspaper): What is going on here?
Lil ill’s Mom: Our own son is sending diss videos and nasty comments to random strangers on the internet
Lil ill’s Dad (yells): On the internet!?!?
Lil ill’s Mom: Yes, dear on the internet what is up with our son?
Lil ill: So what I’m 25 years old I can do whatever I want
Lil ill’s Dad: Do you want to be in jail?
Lil ill: I’m not going to jail
Lil ill’s Dad: With that cyber bulling you are
Lil ill’s Mom: Listen to your father he’s right you know
Lil ill’s Girfriend: Hey sweetie, I think you should listen to your parents you know. Come on you don’t need this you need me instead of making those diss videos.
Lil ill: Sweetie you’re the best (yells at parents) but I don’t care besides I have a plane ticket to Swampscott for some in person harassment ha!
Lil ill’s Mom: Were following him
Lil ill’s Dad: On it
Lil ill’s Girlfriend: Please do
Lil ill (yells at parents): You better not. (Looks at video camera) Ok here’s my hot new song just for you.
Flight Attendant: Here’s your snacks you asked for
Pilot: You will arrive in Boston in 2 Minutes please have your seatbelt on
(In the tune of Rude Boy)
I’m a rude boy, boy
Can you hear this song
I’m a rude boy, boy
My videos big enough?
Watch it, Like it
I‘m crazy, crazy
Watch it, Like it
Watch me, harass me

I’m a rude boy, boy
Can you hear this song
I’m a rude boy, boy
My videos big enough?
Watch it, Like it
I‘m crazy, crazy
Watch it, Like it
Watch me, harass me

Tonight
I'mma fly down to Swampscott
Tonight
I'mma let you watch my videos, yeah
Tonight
I'mma harass this kid
Hurry up
Hurry up
Hurry up, plane

Tonight
I'mma win this battle
Come on
Can this plane go any lower?
Tomorrow
This battle will be on, yeah
were getting it on, yeah

Do you like it yeah
I wa-wa-want
What I wa-wa-want
Cause my braces got off
Like ow, ow, ow
What I wa-wa-want
Is what I wa-wa-want
Na, na-aaaah
Pliot: Your flight in Boston has now been landed
Lil ill (in the tune of Disturbia): No more gas, in the taxi, dude can't even get the car started
Nothing works, nothing does, call the tow truck about it
On my battle, on my mind, I’m gonna think about it
I’m gonna go insane, yeah

I just came to Swampscott to battle you
You are gonna lose got that?
Rhymes of my lousy songs, I will own you
It's too bad for Swampscott

Put on my wack songs, I’m in the city of Swamp
I’m gonna be mean, watch out you might just go lose
Better think twice, your train of thought will be altered
So if you must beat me be wise

My mind’s in disturbia, it's like the darkness is the light
Swampscott, am I scaring you tonight?
Swampscott, ain’t used to what you like
Swampscott, are you ready?

Random Person: Dude why did you plagiarize Rihanna?
Lil ill: I’m not and I’m owning him
Random Person: Yeah you are your stealing Disturbia. Oh yeah he will beat you in a rap battle he’s Swampscott’s best MC.
Lil ill: Please I’m better than him

(In the tune of Jay-z’s part in Umbrella)
No clouds in my storms
Let it rain, I ride in the bank
Throwing down like Mike Jones
When the clouds come I go, I rock your set
I fly higher than weather
And Like a G6 is better, You know me,
an anticipation, for precipitation. Stacked cash for the rainy day
ill, Lil ill is harder cause I’m little Ms. Sunshine
Where you at?Police: Are you Lil ill? The one harassing Swampscott residents 10 years younger than you?
Lil Ill: Yes, who are you?
Police: Were the man (handcuffs Lil ill)
Lil ill (in handcuffs and in the tune of What‘s My Name): Ooh why why, why did I get arrested
Ooh why why, why did I get arrested

Ooh why why, why did I get arrested
Ooh why why, why did I get arrested
Ooh why why, why did I get arrested
Why did I get arrested? Why did I get arrested?

Police (In the tune of Drake’s part of What‘s My Name):
Yeah I heard you dissed kids on the internet
Yeah you know your gonna go jail
Serving one year in prison, right?
Cuz we’ve been tryna work it out, oooow
Bad rep, why why?
Yes were around in the night time
Okay, away you go
Only thing on the radio is Swampscott MC’s
Ooooh, let it play, say your innocent
But I know you guilty
You just waiting on the court trail to start boy
The car your riding in twenty seconds boy
Your in the car, Your in the car
Lil ill (shouting also in the tune of Drake‘s part of What‘s My Name):
Get me out, its getting hot, crack a window, air it out come on
I can get you through a horribly bad day
Soon as I go the diss I’m gon write is gonna say…
Police: Your going to jail
Lil ill’s Mom: Told you he would get into trouble
Lil ill’s Dad: Indeed
Lil ill (shouts): Mom, Dad I told you not to come on the plane with me. No! (screams as police car drives off)

One Day Til The New Drug Policy...What Does Everyone Think?

Tomorrow is the new drug policy. Now that you heard from me, here's some from my friends who are students at Swampscott High School like me.

Few good...

"I believe the chemical health policy is an excellent way to set rules. I understand that a majority of teenagers cannot stand to be told what to do, but Principal Millington is looking out for everyone's best interest--why should such a privileged group of students need to be concerned with drug use? Not only can the chemical health policy spread awareness throughout the area, but it can save lives. As a student body, I think we should be more open to this change because it will help our school." -Rachel Brooks

...but mostly bad

"I think that is stupid and the school shouldn't be in the middle of it" -Dara Mosher

"I think it's sort of ridiculous for a new principal to come into this school and try to change up everything such as a new chemical health policy and a new schedule. I know he's doing it to try to make the school more stable but it's actually doing the opposite. He argues that the health policy is so similar and it shouldn't cause so much trouble but if that was the case then why would he have to change it anyway? -Angela Baldacci

"I don't like it, it's unfair." -Joe Patsios

"There is no point for it since the last death was like 13 years ago and weed isn't a drug and there isn't even a lot of smokers so there is no drug problem­ ­." -Kyle Rogers

"I think it is really stupid because sports do keep a lot of kids straight during the season and taking that away only gives them more of a chance to go off and drink and smoke." -Unknown

"I think it's too strict and people are gonna disobey it anyway" -Amanda Low

Like it or not, this will be our drug policy starting tomorrow get ready for Rhythm Nation 2011 and it looks like the policy is gonna be like the message of this song:

Junior Show Rumor Facts FAQ

The show is not going on why?
False, the show is gonna go on there's a lot of ideas are getting submitted to Ms. Thomas and Ms. Donahue.

No one will be in it
False, everyone is gonna be in it.

There are no skits for the show
There is gonna be 11+ skits for the show.

Who made up this rumor?
I would tell you but I don't feel like mentioning names sorry :(

No one is going
On the Facebook event page 165 people are going and 43 people might go.

The student council doesn't care about the show
Not true, they have been working really hard to make this a great show.

Should I listen to this rumor as the truth?
Please don't, we have so many great things planned for the show; it's too good to miss.

Are you making skits?
Yes, two of them got accepted.

The soundtrack will suck
Nope, I choose Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Madonna and TLC just to name a few for my skits.

The cast is awful
We have so many good people for the cast you just have to wait and see.

What are you paroding, something lame? Hahahaha
No only the best, it's gonna be a suprise though.

Should I go to the show?
Def be there it's gonna be so much fun.

Don't f*** with me
Oh don't worry I'm not.

Are you sure?
YES, just go to the show and help support my class while you have the time of your life.

Fine I Will
Good.

6 Days Until the New Policy

On St. Pattys Day the new policy kicks in. Not that many people like it, but however we must live a drug free life and this is one step closer to it. I'm glad I don't do drugs and drinking cause it's bad. Nothing is controversial about it expect for some upset students. Maybe we could a new nation a Rhythm Nation 2011 that is. Looks like were bringing back Janet's message.

RIP DJ Hero, Guitar Hero and True Crime and Tony Hawk in Jeopardy

It's been awhile since Activison stopped DJ Hero, Guitar Hero and True Crime. It was a very sad day, especially for me since I won the DJ Hero 2 Name That Mix Challenge and won a sweet pair of Dr. Dre Headphones. The new Guitar Hero pretty much sucked it should've been like Guitar Hero 5 all over again instead of a crappy game. Also, they can't start and cancel what good be a good True Crime game. As a fan of those games (well I haven't played True Crime yet but it looks cool) it's so sad for Activison to cancel something really great. Maybe more people will buy it next time. DJ Hero 2 wasn't ruined but the rest were. Can't wait for more DJ Hero 2 DLC when I get Xbox Live.

One of my fav games of all is on hold...Tony Hawk. I truly think it's a lot better than Skate. My fav Tony Hawk games were all of them expect Ride and Shred since I haven't played them yet. But if they didn't use the stupid board controller for the game maybe it wouldv'e been a higher sale for the game. I'm gonna miss Tony Hawk a lot I hope they have a new one for 2012. Sucks that they wouldn't have one for 2011. Everyone should start buying those games more.

57 the Legend

Ok it was his birthday yesterday and I legit forgot to put a blog in my blog for him (sorry Joey). So imma make this long just for him. He's prob the greatest football ever to me personally. Despite that I was sad that he quit during the middle of season, I thought it was sad loss to the team. Despite that he prob one of the best players ever. Obvs we was someone I could look up too. He is def one the best lineman ever. He's one one of the fumiest people I've ever met. I love his jokes so much especially about Lil Ill. He is truly the best. His girlfriend is like the best as well (another shout out to Karyssa).