Lil ill (on computer): What’s up this is the greatest rapper of all time not Weezy F Baby but me Lil ill and I know you haters love my diss videos to random strangers I don’t even know mmmhm. This I promise you will be the greatest diss song of all time (sorry Nicki Minaj). Ok this kid is like so mean, come one he doesn’t like anything to do with Young Money. Come on, Young Money for life. I can’t stand this kid and his annoying friends that are 10 years younger than me. He even almost got my account suspended. Oh yeah he makes the worst rap songs of all time. I hope you love my fly background of people I don’t even like and who I don’t know on Youtube, who cares if I get reported.
Lil ill’s Mom (calling): Phillip
Lil ill (ignoring her): So as I was saying I made the best diss song ever now that my braces are off. Get ready for the greatest diss song ever countdown with me 3, 2, 1…
Lil ill’s Mom (yells): Phillip!
Lil ill: Mom I’m rapping
Lil ill’s Mom (looks at computer): Are you harassing kids 10 years younger than you on the internet?
Lil ill: Yes, what else do you think I’m doing Mom?
Lil ill’s Mom: Phillip your going to get into a lot trouble with your diss videos
Lil ill: I don’t care, I can say whatever I feel like
Lil ill’s Mom: You shouldn’t be saying these things to people you don’t know
Lil ill’s Dad (puts down newspaper): What is going on here?
Lil ill’s Mom: Our own son is sending diss videos and nasty comments to random strangers on the internet
Lil ill’s Dad (yells): On the internet!?!?
Lil ill’s Mom: Yes, dear on the internet what is up with our son?
Lil ill: So what I’m 25 years old I can do whatever I want
Lil ill’s Dad: Do you want to be in jail?
Lil ill: I’m not going to jail
Lil ill’s Dad: With that cyber bulling you are
Lil ill’s Mom: Listen to your father he’s right you know
Lil ill’s Girfriend: Hey sweetie, I think you should listen to your parents you know. Come on you don’t need this you need me instead of making those diss videos.
Lil ill: Sweetie you’re the best (yells at parents) but I don’t care besides I have a plane ticket to Swampscott for some in person harassment ha!
Lil ill’s Mom: Were following him
Lil ill’s Dad: On it
Lil ill’s Girlfriend: Please do
Lil ill (yells at parents): You better not. (Looks at video camera) Ok here’s my hot new song just for you.
Flight Attendant: Here’s your snacks you asked for
Pilot: You will arrive in Boston in 2 Minutes please have your seatbelt on
(In the tune of Rude Boy)
I’m a rude boy, boy
Can you hear this song
I’m a rude boy, boy
My videos big enough?
Watch it, Like it
I‘m crazy, crazy
Watch it, Like it
Watch me, harass me
I’m a rude boy, boy
Can you hear this song
I’m a rude boy, boy
My videos big enough?
Watch it, Like it
I‘m crazy, crazy
Watch it, Like it
Watch me, harass me
Tonight
I'mma fly down to Swampscott
Tonight
I'mma let you watch my videos, yeah
Tonight
I'mma harass this kid
Hurry up
Hurry up
Hurry up, plane
Tonight
I'mma win this battle
Come on
Can this plane go any lower?
Tomorrow
This battle will be on, yeah
were getting it on, yeah
Do you like it yeah
I wa-wa-want
What I wa-wa-want
Cause my braces got off
Like ow, ow, ow
What I wa-wa-want
Is what I wa-wa-want
Na, na-aaaah
Pliot: Your flight in Boston has now been landed
Lil ill (in the tune of Disturbia): No more gas, in the taxi, dude can't even get the car started
Nothing works, nothing does, call the tow truck about it
On my battle, on my mind, I’m gonna think about it
I’m gonna go insane, yeah
I just came to Swampscott to battle you
You are gonna lose got that?
Rhymes of my lousy songs, I will own you
It's too bad for Swampscott
Put on my wack songs, I’m in the city of Swamp
I’m gonna be mean, watch out you might just go lose
Better think twice, your train of thought will be altered
So if you must beat me be wise
My mind’s in disturbia, it's like the darkness is the light
Swampscott, am I scaring you tonight?
Swampscott, ain’t used to what you like
Swampscott, are you ready?
Random Person: Dude why did you plagiarize Rihanna?
Lil ill: I’m not and I’m owning him
Random Person: Yeah you are your stealing Disturbia. Oh yeah he will beat you in a rap battle he’s Swampscott’s best MC.
Lil ill: Please I’m better than him
(In the tune of Jay-z’s part in Umbrella)
No clouds in my storms
Let it rain, I ride in the bank
Throwing down like Mike Jones
When the clouds come I go, I rock your set
I fly higher than weather
And Like a G6 is better, You know me,
an anticipation, for precipitation. Stacked cash for the rainy day
ill, Lil ill is harder cause I’m little Ms. Sunshine
Where you at?Police: Are you Lil ill? The one harassing Swampscott residents 10 years younger than you?
Lil Ill: Yes, who are you?
Police: Were the man (handcuffs Lil ill)
Lil ill (in handcuffs and in the tune of What‘s My Name): Ooh why why, why did I get arrested
Ooh why why, why did I get arrested
Ooh why why, why did I get arrested
Ooh why why, why did I get arrested
Ooh why why, why did I get arrested
Why did I get arrested? Why did I get arrested?
Police (In the tune of Drake’s part of What‘s My Name):
Yeah I heard you dissed kids on the internet
Yeah you know your gonna go jail
Serving one year in prison, right?
Cuz we’ve been tryna work it out, oooow
Bad rep, why why?
Yes were around in the night time
Okay, away you go
Only thing on the radio is Swampscott MC’s
Ooooh, let it play, say your innocent
But I know you guilty
You just waiting on the court trail to start boy
The car your riding in twenty seconds boy
Your in the car, Your in the car
Lil ill (shouting also in the tune of Drake‘s part of What‘s My Name):
Get me out, its getting hot, crack a window, air it out come on
I can get you through a horribly bad day
Soon as I go the diss I’m gon write is gonna say…
Police: Your going to jail
Lil ill’s Mom: Told you he would get into trouble
Lil ill’s Dad: Indeed
Lil ill (shouts): Mom, Dad I told you not to come on the plane with me. No! (screams as police car drives off)
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